Its a smacking swear word tester!!!

"Literally covered with smack."

"Yeah, well I think you're talking smack."

"I just wish my boss wasn't such a smack."

"You're smack out of luck."

"You daft smack."

"Anyone else smell smack?"

"smack!!!"

"What say you we go back to my place, light some candles, put some music on and smack?"

"Not this guy - he knows his smack."

"She reminded me of a smack."