Its a smacking swear word tester!!!

"Literally covered with smack."

"I'm up smackcreek without a paddle."

"What say you we go back to my place, light some candles, put some music on and smack?"

"Wouldn't go in there if I were you mate, just had a massive smack."

"I just wish my boss wasn't such a smack."

"We got absolutely smack faced last night."

"Yeah, well I think you're talking smack."

"She reminded me of a smack."

"Oh smack."

"Shut the smack up."